Ace Wendell Presley

This is Ace, my new bet friend. It's a long distance relationship, but that's okay. Don't tell her, she thinks I have eyes only for her. Oh, and don't tell what's-her-name--you know. Ace is fluffy and sweet and loves everyone. I can live with that. "Ace, oh Ace, look at me."

Ah, Grasshopper...

Let me teach you about a balanced life. First off, plenty of sleep. Second, penty of catnip; thirdly, plenty of fiestiness. Everyone needs a little fiestiness--don't you think? That way, you can assert yourself with others--an important attribute if you don't want to get walked on by others. Now balance on that railing. Good!

Bath Time

Ah, it feels so good. I love to wash in the sunshine. Once she told me that she'd get a house and I could go outside. Now she's saying she's staying put. It's just not right, keeping me in all the time. I'm going on strike, right after my bath.

I Love My Toys

So many toys, she's so good to me. Some though, like the metal spinning thing, make no sense. And what? I'm supposed to carry a purse. Don't humans know there are many non-essentials in life. Just lazing around is enough.

Hey You!

Yeah, yeah, Coltin is leaving. I'm waving, a helpless romantic. If he wasn't so big now, I'd jump on him and lick his sweet face, but he grabs me and pulls out my fur. Sheez! But I'll miss him while he's gone. Gone to Monday--that's a long time. Okay, bye, bye. Love you, you little cheerio face.

Dress me Up and Take me Somewhere!

She's making a monkey out of me.

Ah, Snoozing in the Afternoon

This is while the sheets were in the dryer. I love that thud, thud, thud, thud, thud, ah, just so relaxing. I think I could use a good brushing, what do you think?

Ah, What a Life

I love it when she changes the sheets. First of all, I get to stretch out on the fluffy white surface and the sun was coming through the windows, and everything is divine. And then when she remakes the bed, wow, I get to hide under the sheet and chase her around as she pulls the corners on. Once I got her good, blood all over the place. And the sheets are white. But I'm not as frisky today, so I stretched out under the sheet and she just made the bed over me. I murmered a bit, but mostly it was just a barrel of monkeys.

What's It All About, Alfie?

Yes, I'm
Yes I'm wondering if she loves me? Yes, I can't get her out of my mind, what's it all about, this love thing?

On My Way Out of the Kitchen

What I want to do here is get the bird. Here birdy, birdy, birdy. Why is it so hard to get the bird. Glass ceilings, glass slippers, shattered glass. I stuck my paw in the glass that was half full of water. It was sitting on the counter and I was about to dump it onto the floor, when I heard her get out of bed. Her hearing is sensitive. She knows what I'm up to, but I'm faster. I'm gone in a flash.

Leaping

This is me leaping in the air. My master doesn't understand how much exercise I need and how limiting and 525 sq ft condo is to my health and vitality. She feeds me treats, but bought these greenies that where disgusting. I just refused. Sometimes I'll have a taste of her chicken. I like the houseplants and just the other day she gave me spinach--which wasn't too bad. When she gave me cat grass, I just made a miss of it so she took it away. So I knocked everything off the counter onto the floor. Power!