Diesel the Tuxedo Cat Sees The Light!

Diesel the Tuxedo Cat Sees The Light!
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Diesel is a beautiful tuxedo cat. I'd like to meet him. Us kitties want good friends. We're very social and playful, although I'm nearly two years old, which some folks think means I'm settling down. What does age have to do with playfulness? Everyone should keep getting younger, that's my advice.

I See Ye Dog

I saw a dog the other day and ran and hid under the bed. It's a common thing, fear of beasts. Even my master fears beasts. She dreams about them. They chase her. I dream about them. They chase me. It's the survival of the fittest. I'm indoors, there's no way a dog will get me. She, however, goes out there into the big old world of dog eat dog, and human, and cat.

Sink Dance

There's nothing like a sink full of water for a days fun and frolicking. Frequently I spill the water left in glasses on the kitchen counter. It's not about the glass being half-full or half-empty like most humans think--don't you get tired of that saying? I do. It's just about the water--pure generous water. It's great to splash it out of a glass, and even greater when I have a sink or tub of it to play in. I've overturned many a bowl of water and many a glass, specifically the rolly kind, great fun, you should try it. The best, however, is the sink that's been full of warm water and then emptied, ah--warm porcelain--what a blessing. Oh, then there is the toilet--you'd don't want me to go into that, do you?

Turn off the lights.

Quite frankly, it's the worst way to be awakened: a flash going off in front of your eyes. An explosion of light molecules, and there go eight of my nine lives sputtering before my eyes. Give me a break or I'll break her legs, even better. I come up behind her and dash my front feet on the back of her knee. She almost buckles and then I run off. Ha, that's for waking me with the camera flash.